What people don’t realize is that there are many places that we visit every day that are perfect for getting to know someone. It’s simply a matter of finding the right way to approach the next meeting and then securing it. You need to find a place that people may not immediately associate with the ideal place to pick up chicks. Somewhere where there are plenty of people who may disapprove of our lusty progress. Somewhere like the Lord’s house: it’s time to pull a church girl.

The new kid on the block

Contrary to everything you learned in school, being the new kid is great in almost any situation. It’s a chance to be a fresh face without anyone having preconceived notions about who or what you are. In a church, this is ideal because everyone will be interested in who the new guy is and why he chose to attend. From this level of interest, it is easy to make new friends and achieve a certain level of social comfort with the room before working out your plan to get the hottest girl.

Reach for the skies

Once you’ve settled into the group, getting access to the angel you like is a matter of logistics. If you want to pull a church girl, you should always start with the hottest girl. If you end up building any relationship with, say, the 3rd hottest in the group, you’ll find it harder and harder to get a higher score. Start at the top and do your best. Finally, there are a lot of other churches and religions that you can adopt if you fail.

It’s what’s inside that counts

The hottest girl will always have a lot of male interest. She will probably also be very concerned about her reputation in the church. Both of these factors mean that it is important to get into her social group quickly. Ideally, you can do this by making friends with the men in the group and ignoring the girl. This way, you won’t threaten the guys and they will all agree that you are cool instead of competing for the girl’s attention. For this reason, you come out ahead. As an added benefit, you take away the girl’s attention, which makes her compete for you and give you her attention.

Divine attention

Once she tries to engage in conversation with you, it’s time to get her to invest time in you. The more we invest ourselves in a situation, the more value it has for us. Ask questions about her life ambitions and what inspires her. Try to keep the topics away from mundane, everyday issues, religion and politics. Focus on goals and dreams. This way she will open up to most people in her life on a whole different level and look at you in a completely different light.